Carla Trevisi


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There are few facts in life. Here is one: If you publish a book people will take you more seriously.

(Unless your book is crap. Then if by chance someone actually goes  to read your book and  finds out it is crap, then they will just think you are an asshole who published a book.)
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There are three types of people in the world. Yup, it's that simple, I can separate everyone into one of three groups.
Group one: people that return things all the time.
Group two: people that rarely return things, perhaps only if something is defective or they had a sudden (but rare) lapse of judgment.
Group three: people who never return things.

I am part of group three. Group three- that is me.
I'm not saying any one group is better then the other (well actually group two is the best, so yeah I guess I am saying group two is better than one and three).  Alright, well I am not sure what the point of all this has been, so don't worry about it. Unless you have interesting insight to what the point of all this has been, then as always feel free to email me. Do not, however, email me telling me what group you are part of, because i don't really care. Hmmm I should not have shared what group I was part of because you probably don't care either. I should have kept this a secret, now I have shared to much. Sorry.
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Admit it- I am right. Getting hit in the face with a swing DOES suck!

Apologizing made easy! Post-it notes that say "IOU an apology." Just leave one when needed and walk away, easy peezy. If you want to be fancy you can even tack on a personal message to make it more sincere. For example, "IOU an apology, I used up all the milk and left you with none." This will make the world a better place, people will not get mad because they know you owe them an apology.

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DISCLAIMER: You may have to use your imagination to see the fruit. 

I bet there is good money if they use your song in an iPod commercial! Everyone seems to be doing it. I think it is a good idea, so if you have musical skills I am looking for you! Send me an audition tape- VHS please (must be VHS or your audition  will not be viewed.)
Then hopefully we will get this band on the road, not literally on the road, but on the road as in "get it going" then we can call iPod, sign the contracts and cash the cheque. Piece of pie.
Sorry you did not think of this first :(

SO, I was talking to NASA the other day and NASA told me that they estimate there to be at least 300 intelligent life forms out there.
I believe everything NASA says....oh wait, I don't. But "I believe what I choose to believe"...that is usually what people say when they get in an argument with you, but anyways, I choose to believe this. If this frightens you, don't worry, they also said, they probably wouldn't actually find them for at least another three or four hundred years, and you will be dead by then.

PS I heard this information on the radio a few days ago. I'm telling you this because that means the numbers I just told you may be completely wrong. I have a horrible memory and tend to mix up numbers, my apologies.

PPS I have made this because maybe we don't have three or four hundred years and this is my peace offering to any potential visitors.
 I have heard that if you are going to make  a peace offering it should have two elements, one is the "peace fingers" the other is "shiny'ness." So yea, I suggest as a precaution you make something too, keeping those two elements in mind. Otherwise you will just be wasting your time and should not bother.

OH, look at me! Rejecting another social networking site (or something along the lines) I'm not exactly sure what twitter is but that is besides the point, I don't care, I choose to reject it. I'm not exactly sure why I reject things like this, it probably has something to do with me not playing team sports when I was growing up... whatever, you can read into it however you like.

Although we all know the story about how I was converted to facebook. Well, maybe we don't all know the story so I will do a mini-summarize  for you. It has something to do with some people starting a "carla needs to get facebook group" I'm not even kidding when I say, "I was forced against my will to join!" Now I have grown to accept facebook as part of my life (i know, disgusting) I dream about quitting all the time, but then most people would assume I was dead.

Anyhow, I feel confident when I say "Twitter you won't get me!"

I made a stamp.
I will practice and one day be a stamp master! That is probably a lie, I will probably loose interest after a few more stamps. BUT MAYBE NOT. But maybe.

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